A funny quote style greeting card. Sometimes you just want a card to say exactly what’s in your head and sometimes that happens to just be a little bit sweary. This card is one of my quote range of cards that relies heavily on text rather than image. Perfect for a range of occasions or even as a just because card for that person who just ‘gets you’.

The words read “I wish bubble baths could last forever and chips didn’t make you fat and there were less cars and some people weren’t such twats”.

This would make a wonderful unique and quirky card for any water loving friend. Perfect for anniversary, retirement, birthday, or any other special occasion.

Illustrated by Hannah Maia. Designed and printed in the UK.